Everyone’s been asking me lately how they can take awesome creepy photos of themselves with their iPhone. With these 6 easy steps, you can be eliciting gasps and grunts and “woahs” in no time! 1. Do it right after you wake up, half way through your first cup of coffee. The puffiness will really convey a lack of circulation (edema!), and the dawn light is just perfect. 2. Optional: grow a scraggly beard

3. Be getting over a sinus infection (see #2: the part about puffiness) 4. Hold the camera a couple inches from your face!

5. Go old school! Try using your phone’s regular camera and avoid the front-facing camera of yourself. It may take a few tries, but the extra surprise when you realize how creepy you look is worth it! 6. And finally, Make sure when you frame the picture, you cut the eyes off exactly in half.

Posted from smooshy.com | Comment »